What if Stephanie Meyer’s fictional vampire / 108 year old teenager / nearly-transparent-image-of-a-human-being used a tanning bed to add some color and vitamin D to his skin?

As a vampire, the first question is whether or not he could even survive the UV rays. The answer seems to be yes. While any traditional vampire would shrivel and burn in any sort of UV exposure, Edward would just lay in the tanning bed sparkling like a diamond in the sun while sulking and planning the nightly stalking of his beloved Bella. If a 108 year old boy is going to sneak in through your window and watch you sleep at night he should at least not be as white as a ghost.

Secondly, Edward’s sullen attitude and shy demeanor could be improved with a little bit of vitamin D. After spending several years living in Forks, WA (one of the cloudiest places in the country) you would be a little on edge from the lack of nutrients too! About a week of sessions with the tanning bed could leave Edward seeming almost normal in both mood and skin pigment. Who knows, maybe it would even help him clear up that sparkling skin condition!

Check out these before and after shots. Which one do you like better? Let us know in the comments. We will be picking 4 random people out of the comments to win a bottle of Australian Gold Kiss Kiss Bronze Bronze Dual Bronzing Accelerator lotion.